Wednesday, September 5, 2012

I stuffed my fat face with a big juicy cheeseburger!

Just look at that burger! Two beef patties, two slices of cheese, mustard, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, and jalapenos all crammed between a sesame seed bun. It was juicy, greasy, cheesy, and absoloute perfection!

If there is one food I love above all others, is has to be cheeseburgers. I have to have at least one a week, preferrably two! I'm not a burger snob. I'll just as happily eat a drive-through burger as a homemade or gourmet burger. I prefer a good honest mid-range burger though. Quality beef, real American cheese, a nice toasted bun, along with fresh veggies and condiments. On occasion I'll eat a bacon cheeseburger, but I prefer my bacon served other ways. And also on occasion I'll eat a hamburger without cheese. But not often.  My preference stands as a double patty burger, two slices of cheese, all the veggies, and mustard. I can take or leave mayonnaise or ketchup. But mustard is a must. I'm not a major fan of a chili burger, I'll take my chili in a bowl, thank you very much.

I have to confess that I tried a breakfast burger from Carl's last weekend and it was awesome! It had a bun, beef patty, egg patty, layer of hash browns, ketchup, cheese, and bacon.  I don't need a special breakfast burger though. I'll go to the 24 hour restaurants that serve a full menu at all times to get a morning cheeseburger fix. And I do that fairly often. I will take a cheeseburger over bacon, eggs, and pancakes any old day.

Yes, I am in the middle of a near-lifelong love affair with the humble but yummy cheeseburger.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

A totally true SSBBW "stuckage" story.

Above is a photo of me getting ready to try one last time to haul my fat ass up and out of the chair I was stuck in at the beach.

It all happened like this.....

One warm and sunny afternoon in the not too distant past, I thought it would be nice to drive down to the beach and set up a couple chairs under my new beach umbrella and just chill out and enjoy a cold soft drink while watching the waves roll ashore in the Gulf of Mexico. Just to set up the scenario, what you're looking at is me sitting in a chair that matches the one on the right (I know you can't see the chair because I totally hide it, but trust me, it's identical to the other one). These are your garden variety big-box store camp chairs that are rated for a pretty high weight. I don't know how high exactly, but one has never collapsed on me yet. Just FYI, that grungy crap on the ground behind me is seaweed that had washed ashore. It's just a a seaonal Gulf thing, and thankfully it had completely dried out in the hot sun by the day I decided to go and didn't smell at all. So, a pleasant afternoon I thought it would be.

Until I got stuck in my chair.

To be specific, I got stuck two ways. The tide was coming in, so water had washed up to the area I was sitting at and undermined the sand, so the feet of the chairs started to sink down into it. And then my hips, thighs, and butt got jammed up under those metal frames for the arm rests. If I was higher up, I could have given a good heave forward and let gravity take it's course and just took the chair along with me and pulled it off my butt once I was standing. But having sunk into the sand, my center of gravity was off kilter and I could not hoist my fat ass upwards. I gave a good try and my too-tight shorts started to rip. Right in the crotch.

The more I struggled to stand up, the farther my shorts ripped until the entire crotch was blown out. I prayed that no beachcombers would walk by in ftont of me because there I was, stuck in my chair, flashing my HooHa to the entire Gulf of Mexico (yes, I was going commando that afternoon) and thankfully I had a change of clothes to wear into town for supper. Fortunately, I had chosen a lesser visited beach and there wasn't a huge crowd to notice me and my predicament.

While this fiasco was going down, I was grouching and cursing and yelling. At one point I thought I was going to have to roll out of the chair onto the sand and then pick myself up. But the last thing I wanted to be doing for the next half hour was getting sand out of my clothes and hair. So I kept at it until I finally managed to struggle awkwardly to my feet and out of the chair. I almost landed flat on my face (or ass, depending on which way I happened to be tilting at the time). But I got up, pants destroyed, and decided to sit on the cooler as a bench for the rest of the time I was there on the beach, just to be safe.

I need a beach chair that holds 400 pounds, won't sink in the sand, sits up high, and has broad arm rests. I wonder if it exists anywhere?

If you enjoyed reading the story of my getting stuck, and would like to actually see it happen visually, I have a video of it on my Clips4Sale store:

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Inflatable haul: Beach balls and more to play with and possibly pop!

For all my fans of inflatable playing and popping clips, I was able to make out with an absolute HAUL on inflatables when the stores started to clearance them out to make room for Fall merchandise.  I got loads of beach balls and a few other inflatable pool toys too.

 Top row, left to right: 2 balls, alternating purple and clear with polka dot panels. I'm not sure of the size, but they are somewhere around 12-24". 2 balls, clear hot pink with colorful abstract designs, 44" each. 3 balls, 42" each, alternating bright color and clear panels.

Middle row, left to right:  2 clear pink balls with internal characters. 2 mini rafts, white with colorful printed clear tops. 5 18" multicolor panel balls. 3 small rings, bright blue, green, and pink.

Bottom row, left to right:  2 large raft.mattresses one bright pink one yellow. A clear ball with fish character inside. 7 assorted single color and white panel balls 12" each. 2 multicolored panel balls 17" each.

Some of these will be popped on purpose, some by accident or from wear and tear, and some preserved to just play with. The clear one with the fish inside is just too cute to pop and will be for play only. As I'm thinking will be the little color and white ones will get kept too.

So, if you're a fan of big girls playing with or popping inflatables, send your requests!

Monday, July 23, 2012

I'm BACK! With some beach photos too!

I know it's been a long, long time since I have blogged, or even updated my clip stores. But I'm back and have some still pics from new video clips shot during a recent trip to the beach.

Taking a stroll at the edge of the surf.

Stuck in my chair, with my shorts ripping!

Blowing bubbles on the beach.

Blowing more bubbles sitting on a makeshift bench.

It was a nice sunny afternoon on the beach, and I had a lot of fun. Well, except for getting stuck in my chair, and having the crotch rip out of my shorts while I was trying to haul my fat ass out of said chair! And I can't be too upset about that, because I was laughing the whole time. Shorts can be mended, the chair didn't break, it's all good. Luckily I had a change of clothes with me, and the cooler made for a great makeshift bench to sit on that was MUCH easier to get up from. Once the tide started to come in and it got close to suppertime, I packed it in and headed into the beach town for supper and a sweet cold treat for dessert.

Enjoying some frozen custard!

Dessert was a large cone of frozen orange-cream custard that tasted just like an orange creamsicle. I have never had frozen custard before (that I remember at least) and it was OH so good!  I'm going back for sure to taste the vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate. The place is kind of new, I've driven past it several times but it has always been too crowded to want to stop in. All the tables full, no parking, and a line out the door. This time happened to be an off-peak visit, so not only was there close parking, but also no lines at the counter and a few tables to choose from on the patio. Fortunately this place is fat friendly and I can fit in their picnic tables without any problem. Which makes sense, they serve amazingly rich frozen custard in a tourist town with a LOT of big people coming to enjoy the beach.

All the photos above are stills taken from clips I will be uploading and listing on my BBW/SSBBW clip store over the next few days:

In other news, for those who have requested beach ball and other inflatable videos, I will be doing several of those as I am able to get to them. With stores clearing out Summer merchandise to make room for Fall, I have collected a haul of beach balls and other inflatables. I'll post a blog update within the next couple of days showing my haul and previous collection, so people can see what I have and make some requests.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Video clip stills: Cooling my belly off on the swing.

Here are some stills from a video clip I just added to my SSBBW clip store:

I just finished shooting a food crush clip in my back yard, and needed to sit and rest and cool myself off before coming in to edit and upload the finished product.

It's an unusually hot February afternoon here, sunny and mid seventies in temperature, I had to get my belly out of these heavy pants for a bit.

Letting my big belly flop free helped a bit, but it was still too hot, so I decided to spray myself down with the water hose and really cool things off!

Once I got some water on me and started to cool off, I stretched out on my swing and just enjoyed the cooling sensation of the breeze on my wet skin for a while.

Not new clips, but newly uploaded ones!

Since I couldn't film anything new this afternoon, I went through my files and found a few raw clips that needed to be edited and uploaded. So, I managed to get that done at least. I'll be making separate posts with still photos from each of them.